SYSTEM: ONLINE  |  UPTIME: 99.97%  |  LOC: TIMIȘOARA, RO --:--:-- GURU_LEVEL: MASTER  |  MIRACLES_TODAY: 0
$ whoami
→ bside_guru [hardware.wizard | software.priest]
$ cat mission.txt

HARDWARE
REPAIRS &
SOFTWARE
MIRACLES

Your machine is broken, your deadline is tomorrow,
and everyone else said "can't be fixed."
We say: hold my soldering iron.
GURU_INSTANCE_01.EXE ■ RUNNING
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SKILL LVLLEGENDARY
COFFEECRITICAL LOW
PATIENCE
BIOS FIXED2,847
DATA RESCUEDPRICELESS
MIRACLE
94%
HARDWARE
98%
// SERVICES.init()
[ WHAT THE GURU DOES ]
SVC_001 // HARDWARE
Circuit Resurrection

Motherboards, GPUs, power supplies — if electrons once flowed through it, we can make them flow again. Micro-soldering, capacitor replacement, trace repair.

SVC_003 // SOFTWARE
🛡
Virus Exorcism

Malware, ransomware, cryptominers, browser hijackers. Deep clean, root analysis, system hardening. We don't just remove — we seal the door.

SVC_004 // MOBILE
📱
Screen Transplants

Shattered screens, dead batteries, broken charging ports. Laptops, phones, tablets. OEM-quality parts, microscope-level precision.

SVC_005 // NETWORK
📡
Network Alchemy

Slow Wi-Fi, mysterious dropouts, "it worked yesterday" syndrome. Home and business network architecture, VPN setup, security audits.

SVC_006 // TUNING
🔧
Performance Rituals

Old laptop feeling sluggish? RAM upgrade, SSD transplant, thermal repaste. We turn 5-year-old machines into speed demons. New machine? We tune it right.

// GURU.credentials
[ 15+ YEARS IN THE MACHINE ]
bside_bio.logREAD-ONLY
[INIT] Loading operator profile...
[OK]   Name: The Guru @ BSIDE.ro
[OK]   Base: Timișoara, Romania
[OK]   XP: 15+ years in the field

[LOG] First PC disassembled: age 9
[LOG] First motherboard reflowed: 2009
[LOG] First "impossible" recovery: 2011
[LOG]      (client cried. we don't talk about it.)

[SPEC] Hardware cert: CompTIA A+
[SPEC] Network cert: Cisco CCNA
[SPEC] Micro-soldering: self-taught, 0.3mm

[ETHOS] "No job too weird."
[ETHOS] "No data truly lost."
[ETHOS] "Coffee before miracles."

[WARNING] Side effects may include:
           — Unexpectedly fast machines
           — Files thought deleted forever
           — Irrational trust in technology
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// PRICING.table
[ TRANSPARENT. NO SURPRISES. ]
DIAGNOSTIC
FREE
// initial assessment
  • Hardware diagnosis
  • Software audit
  • Written report
  • No-fix, no-fee policy
  • Priority queue
  • Remote support
Book Now
★ REPAIR ★
50+
// lei / from — most jobs 50–350 lei
  • All diagnostic services
  • Parts + labour quoted upfront
  • Data backup before work
  • 24–48h turnaround
  • 30-day repair warranty
  • Priority queue access
Get A Quote
BUSINESS
CALL
// custom SLA packages
  • Everything in Repair
  • Monthly retainer option
  • On-site visits
  • Network management
  • Staff training
  • Emergency response
Let's Talk
// CONTACT.connect()
[ INITIATE TRANSMISSION ]

PING
THE GURU

Bring your broken machine, your encrypted drive, your "it just stopped working." We diagnose, we quote, we fix. No mystery charges. No bullshit.

📍 Timișoara, România
Lun–Sam: 09:00–19:00
      Urgențe: oricând
// PRO TIP
When you call, have the device brand + model ready. Saves time. Time = miracles.
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